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tentacle monster kid draws scary human

If you’d like to support the efforts of a weird, independent artist and get a little something for yourself too, I have one shop set up for T-Shirts over at Amazon, one at THREADLESS, and another for miscellaneous items like Prints, Stickers, and Mugs over at RedBubble.  As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Tell your loved ones that they’re weird and you love them still with these fine birthday gifts. Thanks everybody!

Below you’ll find links to items currently available FOR APRIL 2021.

ASBURY PARK, NJ TILLIE FACE RENDERED AS A WEATHERED SKULL ON A BLACK TEE SHIRT

TILLIE SKULL FACE

HOMAGE TO AN ASBURY PARK, NEW JERSEY ROCK N ROLL ICON.

Let’s go to the boardwalk!

For prints, stickers, and mugs, click here for my shop at RedBubble.com

A green alien with many eyes and tentacles spreads a jelly made from humans on toast

MAN SPREAD on Space Toast

funny blue t-shirt with the words "go local sports team!!!"

GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM!!!

IRONIC GENERIC SPORTS SLOGAN

a cute cartoony skeletal grim reaper gives a thumbs up while his scythe reads "enjoy yourself"

Cute Grim Reaper reminds you to enjoy yourself.

a pumpkin headed creature emerges from the woods while sprinkling pumpkin spice over baked goods and coffee

THE RETURN OF PUMPKINSPICE

the silhouette of Bigfoot surrounded by pine trees with the words "Squatch your step"

SQUATCH YOUR STEP!

a cartoony pink brain with a blue mohawk and piercing

Punk Brain with Mohawk

Nude Medieval Woman Rides in strange bathing contraption found in the Voynich Manuscript

I Cracked the Voynich Manuscript and all I got was this ______ T-shirt

a green and blue cartoony t-rex

Sketchy T-Rex